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Title: Chaos’s Merry Month of Molestation: May 12th, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto.
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: K+
Warnings: Yaoi.
Summary: Sasuke wonders.
A/N: Ick. This fandom annoys the hell out of me. This pairing annoys the hell out of me. It is only here because I was minorly obsessed with it before it hit Cartoon Network... Which really makes me feel old, because that was a really, really long time ago. Six years or so ago.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the concept behind the fic. And all boys are written as 18+.
Sasuke sometimes wondered that if you took away Naruto’s energy drinks and ramen for a prolonged amount of time, would he fall over twitching from lack of energy, or would he just collapse? After all, the blonde seemed to live off of them, which couldn’t be healthy, and explained his lack of focus and the way he couldn’t keep anything in his head for more than five minutes.
He couldn’t help but wonder what would happen if someone actually taught the dumb blonde how to eat right and generally live healthy. Maybe the dumb, energetic blonde wouldn’t be so dumb, or as overwhelmingly energetic if someone did.
However, take away the energy, the random stupidity, and the ramen obsession and Naruto wouldn’t be Naruto. He may end up having a heart attack before he’s thirty, or getting his throat slit because he can’t remember a simple password, but he was happy.
And for Sasuke, no matter how much he may secretly worry about his teammate, that was all that mattered.
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: K+
Warnings: Yaoi.
Summary: Sasuke wonders.
A/N: Ick. This fandom annoys the hell out of me. This pairing annoys the hell out of me. It is only here because I was minorly obsessed with it before it hit Cartoon Network... Which really makes me feel old, because that was a really, really long time ago. Six years or so ago.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the concept behind the fic. And all boys are written as 18+.
Sasuke sometimes wondered that if you took away Naruto’s energy drinks and ramen for a prolonged amount of time, would he fall over twitching from lack of energy, or would he just collapse? After all, the blonde seemed to live off of them, which couldn’t be healthy, and explained his lack of focus and the way he couldn’t keep anything in his head for more than five minutes.
He couldn’t help but wonder what would happen if someone actually taught the dumb blonde how to eat right and generally live healthy. Maybe the dumb, energetic blonde wouldn’t be so dumb, or as overwhelmingly energetic if someone did.
However, take away the energy, the random stupidity, and the ramen obsession and Naruto wouldn’t be Naruto. He may end up having a heart attack before he’s thirty, or getting his throat slit because he can’t remember a simple password, but he was happy.
And for Sasuke, no matter how much he may secretly worry about his teammate, that was all that mattered.
