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Disclaimer: I don’t own, you don’t sue.
Notes: One day, I had this interesting conversation with a friend of mine, which spawned drabbles, which later spawned this. This is crack and written purely for my own entertainment, do not flame me for it or I will laugh at you.
Warnings: None, yet. However, shonen-ai is a very, very likely possibility in the future. Swearing, crack, all the good things that make up the Zelda universe when paired with the [dot]hack one.
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Kuhn jerked awake to the sound of cursing and the feel of tiny hands yanking hard on his hair. Hands twitching, he swatted at the thing that had entangled itself in the long blue mass, blinking as his fingers connected with a tiny body. The thing let out an indignant squeal as it was immediately dislodged from its place, taking a few strands of hair with it as it flew out of reach. The boy blinked, turning his head to stare at the odd creature that had disturbed his sleep.
It was a boy, about six inches high with blazing red eyes and spiky silver hair. What looked like jagged edges of orange-red light in the shape of wings jutted out of the boy’s back, flapping every now and again as if to keep the him afloat. He was dressed in black form fitting clothes of a material Kuhn had never seen before, with lots, and lots of belts in odd places, sometimes where the blue haired male was quite sure that belts didn’t go.
He was the very picture of a tech-ified bondage fairy.
“Are you...?” Kuhn asked, blinking as if he expected the boy to disappear as soon as he reopened his eyes. The fairy scowled at him, crossing his arms and glaring as though Kuhn had slaughtered his family in front of his eyes.
“The Great G.U tree has summoned you. Please...” He spat out the pleasantry in the same way a normal person would a cussword. “...follow me.” And with that, he zipped out of the small tree house, leaving Kuhn to gape at the red-orange glow still visible from his bed. A small head peeked back through the curtains. “Well, are you coming or not?”
Kuhn jumped out of bed, hurrying towards his destiny.
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TBC
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I’m sure you can all tell who the ‘fairy’ is. This is just a tentative start. I might write more later, I might abandon it forever.
Thanks to all for reading and reviewing. Be sure to drop a comment and tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I don’t own, you don’t sue.
Notes: One day, I had this interesting conversation with a friend of mine, which spawned drabbles, which later spawned this. This is crack and written purely for my own entertainment, do not flame me for it or I will laugh at you.
Warnings: None, yet. However, shonen-ai is a very, very likely possibility in the future. Swearing, crack, all the good things that make up the Zelda universe when paired with the [dot]hack one.
0x0x0x0x0
Kuhn jerked awake to the sound of cursing and the feel of tiny hands yanking hard on his hair. Hands twitching, he swatted at the thing that had entangled itself in the long blue mass, blinking as his fingers connected with a tiny body. The thing let out an indignant squeal as it was immediately dislodged from its place, taking a few strands of hair with it as it flew out of reach. The boy blinked, turning his head to stare at the odd creature that had disturbed his sleep.
It was a boy, about six inches high with blazing red eyes and spiky silver hair. What looked like jagged edges of orange-red light in the shape of wings jutted out of the boy’s back, flapping every now and again as if to keep the him afloat. He was dressed in black form fitting clothes of a material Kuhn had never seen before, with lots, and lots of belts in odd places, sometimes where the blue haired male was quite sure that belts didn’t go.
He was the very picture of a tech-ified bondage fairy.
“Are you...?” Kuhn asked, blinking as if he expected the boy to disappear as soon as he reopened his eyes. The fairy scowled at him, crossing his arms and glaring as though Kuhn had slaughtered his family in front of his eyes.
“The Great G.U tree has summoned you. Please...” He spat out the pleasantry in the same way a normal person would a cussword. “...follow me.” And with that, he zipped out of the small tree house, leaving Kuhn to gape at the red-orange glow still visible from his bed. A small head peeked back through the curtains. “Well, are you coming or not?”
Kuhn jumped out of bed, hurrying towards his destiny.
0x0x0x0x0
TBC
0x0x0x0x0
I’m sure you can all tell who the ‘fairy’ is. This is just a tentative start. I might write more later, I might abandon it forever.
Thanks to all for reading and reviewing. Be sure to drop a comment and tell me what you think.
