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Title: December 11, 2008: RufusxReno
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Warnings: Crossdressing, language and implied one-sided HojoxScarlet,
Summary: Five this time as both Fally and Chibi gave me prompts.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the concept.
Written for December 11, 2008, in celebration of the year ending/Christmas.
Prompt: A loud argument upstairs
“They’re arguing again.” Reno said tiredly, rubbing his forehead as he slumped over his desk. He was actually attempting to finish his paperwork today -Rufus had pre-bribed him with chocolate, and sex, but he wasn’t supposed to admit it out loud-, but the noise from upstairs was keeping him from working properly. He had already accidentally described Rude as a ‘large, hulking bald mare’ and Elena as ‘chattering monkey’, which, while amusing, and true in Elena’s case, meant he had to go back and right the correct terms in his mission report.
“Just because I’m a woman, does not mean I want to breed your freaky mutant babies!!” Reno resisted the urge to slam his head into his desk as Scarlet’s voice echoed through the floor. This had been going on for a month. Hojo, in all his retarded genius, had decided to attempt to breed another Sephiroth, and guess who was his first choice for a mommy.
Scarlet was not pleased, and the entire building knew it.
Prompt: A Drunken Monkey.
Rufus whistled cheerfully as he made his way to the Turks’ floor, a bottle of vintage wine in hand. Today was one of the days Reno was supposed to be in his office, filling out paperwork, without any distractions, but he had decided that instead of making his poor redhead write boring mission report after boring mission report, he would fill them out for him and let him have the bottle of wine.
Of course, this wasn’t completely without benefit for him, because when Reno got drunk, he got a little... frisky, as he could well attest to. As could Sephiroth, Vincent and Tseng, but he didn’t like being reminded of that, after all, he liked to think that he was the only one who had ever touched the redhead –even if it wasn’t true-. His smile grew larger as he finally reached Reno’s floor and started towards his office, noticing immediately that Reno’s door was open.
He peeked his head in, blinking as he spotted Reno lounging on his couch, not behind his desk, which is where Zack was sitting, a vat of SOLDIER strength alcohol beside him and a pen in his hand. Reno smiled and waved as he stepped into the room.
“Hey boss, Tseng said a drunken monkey could fill out my mission reports better than me, so I’m proving him wrong.” The redheaded Turk explained as he raised an eyebrow at him.
Prompt: a banana peel
Rufus had seen many things in his life, but never had he seen the chaos his lover could create with a banana peal laid out in the middle of the rec room and a box of paperclips. He was glad that he wasn’t one of the ten who had wandered into the crafty redhead’s trap, but it had been a close call, a very close call.
Reno was banned from eating bananas on company grounds for the rest of his life.
Prompt: Reno dresses up in a naughty Mrs. Claus outfit and surprises Rufus.
Rufus blinked as he opened the door to his office and found a stunningly pretty redheaded woman seated at his desk, dressed in a sluttier version of Scarlet’s dress –Rufus hadn’t known it was possible- trimmed in white fur. The blond vice president sighed, shoulders slumping slightly. This had to be his new secretary.
“I’m sorry, but could you please get out of my office? I have work to do.” He asked, trying to be as polite as possible. He would get Reno to beat her up or something later, after he finished with the budget. She turned her face towards him, green eyes glittering mischievously over very familiar tattoos.
“Are you sure about that?” Reno purred, stalking over to him like a tiger stalking his prey. He trailed a finger over the blond’s chest, fluttering his eyelashes at him. “I thought you liked me in a dress....”
Needless to say, neither got any work done that day.
Prompt: Rufus drags Reno to the annual ShinRa Christmas party for executives. Reno gets bored and decides to spice up the party
“Why do I have to go?” Reno sighed, pouting as Rufus adjusted his tie for the twentieth time that night. The blond regarded him with a look, blue eyes serious.
“Because I want you there, and it would be oh-so-boring without you.” Rufus admitted, reaching over and adjusting the redhead’s tie as they stood in front of the mirror. Reno perked up, but only slightly.
“Is that permission to make this thing not-so-boring?” He asked, thinking of about a thousand things he could do to disturb the various boring executives who thought they had a say in how the company was run. Rufus smirked.
“As long as it’s not illegal.”
I love my Reno. He’s such a mischievous little slut.
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Warnings: Crossdressing, language and implied one-sided HojoxScarlet,
Summary: Five this time as both Fally and Chibi gave me prompts.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the concept.
Written for December 11, 2008, in celebration of the year ending/Christmas.
Prompt: A loud argument upstairs
“They’re arguing again.” Reno said tiredly, rubbing his forehead as he slumped over his desk. He was actually attempting to finish his paperwork today -Rufus had pre-bribed him with chocolate, and sex, but he wasn’t supposed to admit it out loud-, but the noise from upstairs was keeping him from working properly. He had already accidentally described Rude as a ‘large, hulking bald mare’ and Elena as ‘chattering monkey’, which, while amusing, and true in Elena’s case, meant he had to go back and right the correct terms in his mission report.
“Just because I’m a woman, does not mean I want to breed your freaky mutant babies!!” Reno resisted the urge to slam his head into his desk as Scarlet’s voice echoed through the floor. This had been going on for a month. Hojo, in all his retarded genius, had decided to attempt to breed another Sephiroth, and guess who was his first choice for a mommy.
Scarlet was not pleased, and the entire building knew it.
Prompt: A Drunken Monkey.
Rufus whistled cheerfully as he made his way to the Turks’ floor, a bottle of vintage wine in hand. Today was one of the days Reno was supposed to be in his office, filling out paperwork, without any distractions, but he had decided that instead of making his poor redhead write boring mission report after boring mission report, he would fill them out for him and let him have the bottle of wine.
Of course, this wasn’t completely without benefit for him, because when Reno got drunk, he got a little... frisky, as he could well attest to. As could Sephiroth, Vincent and Tseng, but he didn’t like being reminded of that, after all, he liked to think that he was the only one who had ever touched the redhead –even if it wasn’t true-. His smile grew larger as he finally reached Reno’s floor and started towards his office, noticing immediately that Reno’s door was open.
He peeked his head in, blinking as he spotted Reno lounging on his couch, not behind his desk, which is where Zack was sitting, a vat of SOLDIER strength alcohol beside him and a pen in his hand. Reno smiled and waved as he stepped into the room.
“Hey boss, Tseng said a drunken monkey could fill out my mission reports better than me, so I’m proving him wrong.” The redheaded Turk explained as he raised an eyebrow at him.
Prompt: a banana peel
Rufus had seen many things in his life, but never had he seen the chaos his lover could create with a banana peal laid out in the middle of the rec room and a box of paperclips. He was glad that he wasn’t one of the ten who had wandered into the crafty redhead’s trap, but it had been a close call, a very close call.
Reno was banned from eating bananas on company grounds for the rest of his life.
Prompt: Reno dresses up in a naughty Mrs. Claus outfit and surprises Rufus.
Rufus blinked as he opened the door to his office and found a stunningly pretty redheaded woman seated at his desk, dressed in a sluttier version of Scarlet’s dress –Rufus hadn’t known it was possible- trimmed in white fur. The blond vice president sighed, shoulders slumping slightly. This had to be his new secretary.
“I’m sorry, but could you please get out of my office? I have work to do.” He asked, trying to be as polite as possible. He would get Reno to beat her up or something later, after he finished with the budget. She turned her face towards him, green eyes glittering mischievously over very familiar tattoos.
“Are you sure about that?” Reno purred, stalking over to him like a tiger stalking his prey. He trailed a finger over the blond’s chest, fluttering his eyelashes at him. “I thought you liked me in a dress....”
Needless to say, neither got any work done that day.
Prompt: Rufus drags Reno to the annual ShinRa Christmas party for executives. Reno gets bored and decides to spice up the party
“Why do I have to go?” Reno sighed, pouting as Rufus adjusted his tie for the twentieth time that night. The blond regarded him with a look, blue eyes serious.
“Because I want you there, and it would be oh-so-boring without you.” Rufus admitted, reaching over and adjusting the redhead’s tie as they stood in front of the mirror. Reno perked up, but only slightly.
“Is that permission to make this thing not-so-boring?” He asked, thinking of about a thousand things he could do to disturb the various boring executives who thought they had a say in how the company was run. Rufus smirked.
“As long as it’s not illegal.”
I love my Reno. He’s such a mischievous little slut.
