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What’s your name?
Reno Tyrraen. I don't like my last name, so I try to omit it from official documents and such. I like being just a first name, you know, like Sephiroth.... or Cher.
What are you? (e.g. elf, demon, fairy, vampire, shinigami)
Human, with some added Mako-enhancements. Not as much as a Soldier mind you, but enough to beat a mob of normal humans without breaking a sweat.
How old are you?
Twenty-Four. Almost Twenty-Five.
What weapon/tool do you wield/use?
My Rod. And no, not the one in my pants, that would be... painful and embarrassing to bludgeon people with.
What do you do for a living?
Turk. Means, I do Shinra's dirty work *and* guard the President and the higher ups. I love my job, except for when I have to deal with the execs. I usually leave that up to Tseng and Rude.
If applicable, what is your position?
Second in command. *preens* Meaning, I'm Tseng's right hand man, and Rude's his left. Between the three of us, we have all bases covered.
What are your hobbies?
Disturbing my coworkers, declaring war on inanimate objects, tricking Zack into doing stupid things, pranking people, hiding in the vents, molesting Tseng/Sephiroth/Vincent/Rufus, Continuing the war on inhumane experiments -Hojo's going down-, switching out the fire extinguishers for Flame Throwers, Not doing my paperwork, hiding under my desk. I could go on, but then I'd run out of space, and then get in trouble when I send this off.
Favorites:
Food? Bacon. I don't care if Rude thinks it's going to make me have a heart attack before I'm thirty, it's still good.
Season of the year? Summer. I usually get stuck watching the Brat when he goes to Costa De Sol.
Day of the week? Fridays
Animal? Tiger. It's a pretty kitty.
Person? It's a tie between Sephiroth and Tseng
Toy? Does Enemy Skill materia count as a toy? Because it's the most fun I've ever had with the lower level employees
Element? (e.g. water, fire, wind, Earth, etc.) Fire
Color? Red, or black.
Least Favorite
Food? Stewed Beets.
Season of the year? Winter.
Day of the week? Monday
Animal? Dogs. They're scary and they like to bite when you poke them.
Person? Heidigger.
Toy? That damn thing I keep stepping on every time I walk in.
Element? (e.g. water, fire, wind, Earth, etc.) Earth. Basically useless, unless
Color? Pink
Who is your love interest?
Tseng, Sephiroth, sometimes Vincent or Rufus, depends on my mood and what day it is.
What’s the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced?
That time my skirt flew up when I was undercover as a prostitute. Please, don't ask anymore, I'm trying to forget.
If someone stalked you, who would you like it to be?
Tseng, it would be funny to see him stalking someone and *not* kill them in the end.
Not like it to be?
Anyone whose body weight is twice mine. Heidigger, Prez. Shinra, Palmer, etc.
If you can wish for anything, what would you wish for?
A raise and never to deal with Scarlet, or the rest of them (except maybe Rufus) ever again.
What would you give to your favorite person?
Fire Materia. You can never have too much.
Least favorite person?
Fire Materia. Only, not so much the materia as the Fire3 spell to the face.
Name a fun thing you’d do with duct tape.
Just one? Let's see.... I'd place a double layer strand across all the doors at Shinra at ankle-height. Then laugh at all the idiots as they fell down.
If you can take a vacation anywhere, where would it be?
Going to Costa De Sol with Rufus counts as a Vacation, and I do go yearly.
Who would you take with you?
Well, if I could 'lose' Rufus along the way, I wouldn't complain. Sephy-kins or Tseng would be nice to take along.
What do you find to be the most annoying thing/person in the world/universe?
Scarlet. Too much cleavage and laughter, not enough clothing.
What’s the best gift you’ve received?
Something that I cannot admit to in polite company. It's none of your business anyway.
The worst?
A complete wardrobe of women's clothing, including all the lingerie any woman could want or need. Thank you Rude, you asshole.
What’s the best prank you’ve pulled?
I once convinced Zack that, with the use of black chocobo feathers, that he really was a chocobo turned human, then rode him around Shinra for a month before Sephy finally stepped in, only because he was jealous that Zack wouldn't let him ride him.
The worst prank you’ve received?
Rude. Replaced all my clothing with women's clothing, then took pictures and sold them on some random auction site.
Do you have a kink or fetish?
Bondage.
Which would you pick of the following:
Glass if half empty.
Glass is half full.
Glass is poisoned.
Glass is spiked.
Glass had better be spiked. I ain't working if I'm not the slightest bit sober.
And who would you send this to?
Let's see, Tseng, Rude, Zack, and Sephy-kins. Maybe Rufus, if he behaved.
Ochibi-chan to see how he would react.
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What’s your name?
Reno Tyrraen. I don't like my last name, so I try to omit it from official documents and such. I like being just a first name, you know, like Sephiroth.... or Cher.
What are you? (e.g. elf, demon, fairy, vampire, shinigami)
Human, with some added Mako-enhancements. Not as much as a Soldier mind you, but enough to beat a mob of normal humans without breaking a sweat.
How old are you?
Twenty-Four. Almost Twenty-Five.
What weapon/tool do you wield/use?
My Rod. And no, not the one in my pants, that would be... painful and embarrassing to bludgeon people with.
What do you do for a living?
Turk. Means, I do Shinra's dirty work *and* guard the President and the higher ups. I love my job, except for when I have to deal with the execs. I usually leave that up to Tseng and Rude.
If applicable, what is your position?
Second in command. *preens* Meaning, I'm Tseng's right hand man, and Rude's his left. Between the three of us, we have all bases covered.
What are your hobbies?
Disturbing my coworkers, declaring war on inanimate objects, tricking Zack into doing stupid things, pranking people, hiding in the vents, molesting Tseng/Sephiroth/Vincent/Rufus, Continuing the war on inhumane experiments -Hojo's going down-, switching out the fire extinguishers for Flame Throwers, Not doing my paperwork, hiding under my desk. I could go on, but then I'd run out of space, and then get in trouble when I send this off.
Favorites:
Food? Bacon. I don't care if Rude thinks it's going to make me have a heart attack before I'm thirty, it's still good.
Season of the year? Summer. I usually get stuck watching the Brat when he goes to Costa De Sol.
Day of the week? Fridays
Animal? Tiger. It's a pretty kitty.
Person? It's a tie between Sephiroth and Tseng
Toy? Does Enemy Skill materia count as a toy? Because it's the most fun I've ever had with the lower level employees
Element? (e.g. water, fire, wind, Earth, etc.) Fire
Color? Red, or black.
Least Favorite
Food? Stewed Beets.
Season of the year? Winter.
Day of the week? Monday
Animal? Dogs. They're scary and they like to bite when you poke them.
Person? Heidigger.
Toy? That damn thing I keep stepping on every time I walk in.
Element? (e.g. water, fire, wind, Earth, etc.) Earth. Basically useless, unless
Color? Pink
Who is your love interest?
Tseng, Sephiroth, sometimes Vincent or Rufus, depends on my mood and what day it is.
What’s the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced?
That time my skirt flew up when I was undercover as a prostitute. Please, don't ask anymore, I'm trying to forget.
If someone stalked you, who would you like it to be?
Tseng, it would be funny to see him stalking someone and *not* kill them in the end.
Not like it to be?
Anyone whose body weight is twice mine. Heidigger, Prez. Shinra, Palmer, etc.
If you can wish for anything, what would you wish for?
A raise and never to deal with Scarlet, or the rest of them (except maybe Rufus) ever again.
What would you give to your favorite person?
Fire Materia. You can never have too much.
Least favorite person?
Fire Materia. Only, not so much the materia as the Fire3 spell to the face.
Name a fun thing you’d do with duct tape.
Just one? Let's see.... I'd place a double layer strand across all the doors at Shinra at ankle-height. Then laugh at all the idiots as they fell down.
If you can take a vacation anywhere, where would it be?
Going to Costa De Sol with Rufus counts as a Vacation, and I do go yearly.
Who would you take with you?
Well, if I could 'lose' Rufus along the way, I wouldn't complain. Sephy-kins or Tseng would be nice to take along.
What do you find to be the most annoying thing/person in the world/universe?
Scarlet. Too much cleavage and laughter, not enough clothing.
What’s the best gift you’ve received?
Something that I cannot admit to in polite company. It's none of your business anyway.
The worst?
A complete wardrobe of women's clothing, including all the lingerie any woman could want or need. Thank you Rude, you asshole.
What’s the best prank you’ve pulled?
I once convinced Zack that, with the use of black chocobo feathers, that he really was a chocobo turned human, then rode him around Shinra for a month before Sephy finally stepped in, only because he was jealous that Zack wouldn't let him ride him.
The worst prank you’ve received?
Rude. Replaced all my clothing with women's clothing, then took pictures and sold them on some random auction site.
Do you have a kink or fetish?
Bondage.
Which would you pick of the following:
Glass if half empty.
Glass is half full.
Glass is poisoned.
Glass is spiked.
Glass had better be spiked. I ain't working if I'm not the slightest bit sober.
And who would you send this to?
Let's see, Tseng, Rude, Zack, and Sephy-kins. Maybe Rufus, if he behaved.
Ochibi-chan to see how he would react.