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Title: Flower Ambush
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Pairing: Zack & Kadaj
Rating: K
Warnings: None?
Summary: Zack is an idiot. That is all.
Notes: Set in the same universe as Flowers and Idiots, obviously.
"You are an idiot," Kadaj snarls, paper crumpling slightly underneath his fingers before he readjusts his grip, glaring at Zack like he had lost his mind. He had been walking down the hallway, carrying a stack of his mission reports that had somehow gone missing and needed to be re-filed when Zack had leapt out at him from a nearby doorway, bedraggled flower in hand as he belted out the lyrics of some popular love song. Only the fact that Kadaj's arms were full saved Zack from getting punched in the face and then thrown out the nearby window.
"But I'm your idiot," Zack says, pushing the poor half-wilted flower under Kadaj's nose, then laughing when it is slapped away impatiently. Kadaj huffs, drawing himself up to his full height so he can glare down his nose at the idiot in front of him.
"You are not 'my' anything," Kadaj snaps, trying to push his way past Zack, but the other soldier is surprisingly solid and agile, stepping to block him whenever, wherever he tries to go around him. After the fifth time the little voice in the back of Kadaj's head that was concerned about damage to company property -which sounded suspiciously like Rufus Shinra- snapped and the next thing he knew, Zack was on the ground whining and he was down the hallway, in the doorway to Sephiroth's office.
Sephiroth was at his desk, one hand covering his eyes as he rested an elbow on the desk. "Kadaj," he stated in that tone that Kadaj had learned to associate with his brother-General's greatest disappointment, "You should have hit him harder."
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Pairing: Zack & Kadaj
Rating: K
Warnings: None?
Summary: Zack is an idiot. That is all.
Notes: Set in the same universe as Flowers and Idiots, obviously.
"You are an idiot," Kadaj snarls, paper crumpling slightly underneath his fingers before he readjusts his grip, glaring at Zack like he had lost his mind. He had been walking down the hallway, carrying a stack of his mission reports that had somehow gone missing and needed to be re-filed when Zack had leapt out at him from a nearby doorway, bedraggled flower in hand as he belted out the lyrics of some popular love song. Only the fact that Kadaj's arms were full saved Zack from getting punched in the face and then thrown out the nearby window.
"But I'm your idiot," Zack says, pushing the poor half-wilted flower under Kadaj's nose, then laughing when it is slapped away impatiently. Kadaj huffs, drawing himself up to his full height so he can glare down his nose at the idiot in front of him.
"You are not 'my' anything," Kadaj snaps, trying to push his way past Zack, but the other soldier is surprisingly solid and agile, stepping to block him whenever, wherever he tries to go around him. After the fifth time the little voice in the back of Kadaj's head that was concerned about damage to company property -which sounded suspiciously like Rufus Shinra- snapped and the next thing he knew, Zack was on the ground whining and he was down the hallway, in the doorway to Sephiroth's office.
Sephiroth was at his desk, one hand covering his eyes as he rested an elbow on the desk. "Kadaj," he stated in that tone that Kadaj had learned to associate with his brother-General's greatest disappointment, "You should have hit him harder."
