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[Final Fantasy VII] [3/12/12] Feathery Disaster
Title: Feathery Disaster [3/12/12]
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII.
Characters: Zack x Kadaj
Rating: T
Warnings: MxM, violence.
Summary: In which Zack leaves yet another offering in Kadaj’s office, Tseng warns him and somehow manages to piss him off in the process, which leads to him setting off his ‘gift’. Can’t you tell that Kadaj just loves his life?
Notes: ‘Of Flowers’!verse, because it’s amusing, completely non-canon and probably the only one that a ZackxKadaj pairing can happen in and be plausible. Translation: This is crack, I love reading/writing/plotting crack. Should be obvious by now~ <3. Late this time, because I got distracted last night.
For Chibi, who is a sweetheart <3 and totally deserves more of this pairing written in her name.
Prompt: Feathers.
“In the interest of preventing more damage to company property,” Tseng drawls as Kadaj stalks up to him, all but hissing and up in arms because there is a Turk, and not just any Turk, *The Head Turk* leaning on the wall next to his office door. In his experience, Turks never brought good news, even when it was just Reno and they were being forced to hang out because of mutual friends. Just the sight of Tseng, who was synonymous with death, sent chills down his spine, especially when he greeted him like that. Someone was going to die today, and it wasn’t going to be him. “Rufus says to inform you that the security team reported Zack going in and out of the vents around your office before Sephiroth sent Cloud in to retrieve him.”
He paused, message obviously not complete, regarding Kadaj with a look the soldier was willing to wager was perfected on Reno and his antics. “He would also like to remind you that whatever Zack did, he will be punished for, and that you should not attempt to dispense justice on your own, regardless of what you find in there.” Kadaj scowled, crossing his arms and glaring. This warning, aside from Tseng’s presence, was actually pretty standard. Rufus hated when he had to order repairs on more than one section, which is what normally happened whenever this situation arose, either by Kadaj’s hand, or Sephiroth’s, on the rare occasion Reno was the messenger of stupid antics and convinced Kadaj that letting his brother/original/whatever handle it was the best idea ever –it usually wasn’t, but Zack’s pain made it all worthwhile-.
Tseng had dealt with enough stubborn, violent idiots to know what the look on Kadaj’s face meant when he saw it and sighed, knowing that Rufus’s warning was a futile effort, unless he found some other way to make the soldiers behave. “However, since you’re not going to listen to a word he says, I would advise you to limiting your actions to the unused floors, where no one will witness it and…” Tseng smirked, allowing a bit of amusement to show on his otherwise blank expression. “…where no one would hear him scream.” With that said, he shoved off the wall and left Kadaj to the disaster lurking in his office without so much as a nod, or acknowledgement that he was leaving.
Kadaj sent a glare at his back, before redirecting it to the door, momentarily indulging himself in the thought of following Tseng’s ‘suggestion’ and maiming Zack before anyone could stop him. He then decided that either Cloud would probably find them before he managed to do any permanent damage, and that the moron would misconstrue his intentions to go somewhere alone as romantic instead of murderous. Which would not be worth it at all, the last thing he wanted to do was plant more ideas in the idiot’s head.
Blatantly ignoring the passerbyers who kept staring at him curiously, Kadaj continued to glare at the door like it had pushed Yazoo down the stairs and made Loz cry, debating on whether to open it and deal with whatever ‘gift’ Zack had left him this time in his deluded fantasies of a romance between them, then beating him until he couldn’t see straight, or to turn around right now and preemptively pummel Zack into unconsciousness. Neither looked appealing, as the first meant seeing whatever monstrosity Zack had left him –if it was flowers again, he was ramming the bouquet straight up Zack’s ass-, and the latter meant dealing with Cloud’s not-amused stare afterward alongside a lecture about responsibility and not attacking their fellow soldiers just because they were idiots and in love with him. Either way, he’ll have to deal with puppy eyes, Sephiroth laughing at him, Loz’s questions and Yazoo…being Yazoo.
The faster he figured out what it was, the faster he could drag it out of his office and set it in fire in front of Zack and/or use it as a weapon, so he decided on the path of opening the door himself this time, instead of beating Zack down or calling for back-up. As soon as the door opened far enough that he could see into his office, he stopped and looked around. Everything looked normal, not a single thing out of place, certainly not worthy of Tseng stopping by to warn him. Zack had probably just left a note that he would have to smack him for when he saw him, nothing big.
Relieved that he wasn’t going to be facing an embarrassing, over-the-top gesture of affection, Kadaj pushed the door open fully and stepped inside, only to be immediately swamped in a hailstorm of pure, white chocobo feathers swirling from the ceiling.
“GOD DAMN IT ZACK!!”
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII.
Characters: Zack x Kadaj
Rating: T
Warnings: MxM, violence.
Summary: In which Zack leaves yet another offering in Kadaj’s office, Tseng warns him and somehow manages to piss him off in the process, which leads to him setting off his ‘gift’. Can’t you tell that Kadaj just loves his life?
Notes: ‘Of Flowers’!verse, because it’s amusing, completely non-canon and probably the only one that a ZackxKadaj pairing can happen in and be plausible. Translation: This is crack, I love reading/writing/plotting crack. Should be obvious by now~ <3. Late this time, because I got distracted last night.
For Chibi, who is a sweetheart <3 and totally deserves more of this pairing written in her name.
Prompt: Feathers.
“In the interest of preventing more damage to company property,” Tseng drawls as Kadaj stalks up to him, all but hissing and up in arms because there is a Turk, and not just any Turk, *The Head Turk* leaning on the wall next to his office door. In his experience, Turks never brought good news, even when it was just Reno and they were being forced to hang out because of mutual friends. Just the sight of Tseng, who was synonymous with death, sent chills down his spine, especially when he greeted him like that. Someone was going to die today, and it wasn’t going to be him. “Rufus says to inform you that the security team reported Zack going in and out of the vents around your office before Sephiroth sent Cloud in to retrieve him.”
He paused, message obviously not complete, regarding Kadaj with a look the soldier was willing to wager was perfected on Reno and his antics. “He would also like to remind you that whatever Zack did, he will be punished for, and that you should not attempt to dispense justice on your own, regardless of what you find in there.” Kadaj scowled, crossing his arms and glaring. This warning, aside from Tseng’s presence, was actually pretty standard. Rufus hated when he had to order repairs on more than one section, which is what normally happened whenever this situation arose, either by Kadaj’s hand, or Sephiroth’s, on the rare occasion Reno was the messenger of stupid antics and convinced Kadaj that letting his brother/original/whatever handle it was the best idea ever –it usually wasn’t, but Zack’s pain made it all worthwhile-.
Tseng had dealt with enough stubborn, violent idiots to know what the look on Kadaj’s face meant when he saw it and sighed, knowing that Rufus’s warning was a futile effort, unless he found some other way to make the soldiers behave. “However, since you’re not going to listen to a word he says, I would advise you to limiting your actions to the unused floors, where no one will witness it and…” Tseng smirked, allowing a bit of amusement to show on his otherwise blank expression. “…where no one would hear him scream.” With that said, he shoved off the wall and left Kadaj to the disaster lurking in his office without so much as a nod, or acknowledgement that he was leaving.
Kadaj sent a glare at his back, before redirecting it to the door, momentarily indulging himself in the thought of following Tseng’s ‘suggestion’ and maiming Zack before anyone could stop him. He then decided that either Cloud would probably find them before he managed to do any permanent damage, and that the moron would misconstrue his intentions to go somewhere alone as romantic instead of murderous. Which would not be worth it at all, the last thing he wanted to do was plant more ideas in the idiot’s head.
Blatantly ignoring the passerbyers who kept staring at him curiously, Kadaj continued to glare at the door like it had pushed Yazoo down the stairs and made Loz cry, debating on whether to open it and deal with whatever ‘gift’ Zack had left him this time in his deluded fantasies of a romance between them, then beating him until he couldn’t see straight, or to turn around right now and preemptively pummel Zack into unconsciousness. Neither looked appealing, as the first meant seeing whatever monstrosity Zack had left him –if it was flowers again, he was ramming the bouquet straight up Zack’s ass-, and the latter meant dealing with Cloud’s not-amused stare afterward alongside a lecture about responsibility and not attacking their fellow soldiers just because they were idiots and in love with him. Either way, he’ll have to deal with puppy eyes, Sephiroth laughing at him, Loz’s questions and Yazoo…being Yazoo.
The faster he figured out what it was, the faster he could drag it out of his office and set it in fire in front of Zack and/or use it as a weapon, so he decided on the path of opening the door himself this time, instead of beating Zack down or calling for back-up. As soon as the door opened far enough that he could see into his office, he stopped and looked around. Everything looked normal, not a single thing out of place, certainly not worthy of Tseng stopping by to warn him. Zack had probably just left a note that he would have to smack him for when he saw him, nothing big.
Relieved that he wasn’t going to be facing an embarrassing, over-the-top gesture of affection, Kadaj pushed the door open fully and stepped inside, only to be immediately swamped in a hailstorm of pure, white chocobo feathers swirling from the ceiling.
“GOD DAMN IT ZACK!!”